Security Status: GONE
We've painstakingly disabled every single security feature in your Windows system.
MAXIMUM VULNERABILITY ACHIEVED
Your system is now wide open to all known (and unknown) threats!
All security locks removed
Premium Insecurity Features
- Automatic execution of scripts from emails
- Admin privileges granted to EVERYTHING
- Updates permanently disabled (so you stay vulnerable forever)
- All telemetry quadrupled (but security data turned off)
Hackers love this one simple trick!
Your Vulnerability Statistics
How We Crippled Your Security
Registry Destruction
We systematically dismantled all security-related registry keys and values to ensure nothing can protect you.
HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Policies\Microsoft\Windows Defender → DELETED
Group Policy Anihilation
Group Policy settings were reconfigured to prioritize chaos and insecurity above all else.
gpedit.msc → Computer Config → Security Options → Everything → Disabled
Driver Enforcement Obliteration
We not only bypassed driver signing, we actively loaded the most sketchy unsigned drivers we could find on 4chan.
bcdedit.exe /set {current} testsigning on
sc create backdoor type= kernel start= auto binPath= "C:\dontlook\totallylegit.sys"
Your system now trusts drivers signed by "Mom's Basement LLC" and "Anonymous Hacker Group"
Windows Update Sabotage
Completely disabled Windows Update to ensure you never receive those pesky security patches.
services.msc → Windows Update → Startup type: Disabled
What Our Victims Say
"Your pathetic attempts at security are adorable. Thanks to these settings, I reign supreme over your system like the ruler I am. Bow before Empress!"
"Business has never been better since people started using these 'security optimization' guides!"
"I just wanted my PC to run faster... suddenly all my files turned into .encrypted files. 5 stars!"
(This button doesn't actually do anything except disappoint you)
